iron chef as experienced by ants
Mar. 9th, 2026 04:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
operasteersmaybe my path in life is to like just become so enamored with ants that i'll have no choice but to make super sexy ocs of them or something
cause there i was, lemon ginger tea freshly steeped, and of course i gotta add a spoon of honey so there i go, with my spoon, opening up the jar
and there
there the little bastards are
in all fairness to the ants, honey IS pretty tasty, so i can't blame them completely... was just... not the best surprise to look down and see them all yelling at me... maybe the feeling was mutual though, maybe to them i interrupted their chopped challenge featuring honey...
i haven't seen chopped in a good minute... i remember liking it—well, sometimes, because it was pretty stressful... that reminds me, the other day when i went to get my car oil changed, there was a show playing called "the repair shop" where this group of restorers would fix/restore old items that had been brought in, and from what i saw a lot of them were items that had a lot of personal history with the owners, which i found really touching :') so i'm definitely interested in looking more into the show when i can :v
anyhow, one of the ants did fall into the honey and i sent him off as gently as i could... and still used the honey because 1) honey is Expensive and 2) i'm not sure why, but i always feel like ants are a lot cleaner? than some other bugs?
like the other day when i was finishing up some homework, i set down my tea for a split second and when i picked it back up, a gnat decided to make its final rest there and i... just could not finish it (thankfully there was like... maybe not even a fourth? of it left?) but sigh
such is life
cause there i was, lemon ginger tea freshly steeped, and of course i gotta add a spoon of honey so there i go, with my spoon, opening up the jar
and there
there the little bastards are
in all fairness to the ants, honey IS pretty tasty, so i can't blame them completely... was just... not the best surprise to look down and see them all yelling at me... maybe the feeling was mutual though, maybe to them i interrupted their chopped challenge featuring honey...
i haven't seen chopped in a good minute... i remember liking it—well, sometimes, because it was pretty stressful... that reminds me, the other day when i went to get my car oil changed, there was a show playing called "the repair shop" where this group of restorers would fix/restore old items that had been brought in, and from what i saw a lot of them were items that had a lot of personal history with the owners, which i found really touching :') so i'm definitely interested in looking more into the show when i can :v
anyhow, one of the ants did fall into the honey and i sent him off as gently as i could... and still used the honey because 1) honey is Expensive and 2) i'm not sure why, but i always feel like ants are a lot cleaner? than some other bugs?
like the other day when i was finishing up some homework, i set down my tea for a split second and when i picked it back up, a gnat decided to make its final rest there and i... just could not finish it (thankfully there was like... maybe not even a fourth? of it left?) but sigh
such is life
