maybe he wanted to tell me a secret

[operasteers]

let me preface by saying i am Trying my absolute Best, my most Absolute Extremely Most Best

AND MAYBE THIS IS A TEST??? and maybe i failed BUT I AM TRYING DAMNIT but i saw where m was looking around in the closet and he usually does that when there's a roach (there's been a lot lately, usually on their last legs of life... i don't know if that's weather related or cause of something else...) so i moved some stuff cause i didn't want him to knock anything over on himself and thought "be free find the guy"

WELL SURPRISE? GUESS WHO FOUND WHO FIRST???

there i was... watching m... and then i heard the fluttering... and it kissed my ear.... and then we went off into the sunset

by which i mean i screamed and smacked my head in the process

i do want to get better at my initial "my skin crawls" response to roaches but

this.... this was a step Too advance for me....

on the brightside, it wasn't a small one that could crawl into my ear (happened to my aunt once) but the big ones that are i think technically considered water beetles? idk but

yeah

i should stop drinking coffee so late in the day

that way next time a roach wants to pass me by and share a secret or two, i'll be dead to the world, none the wise actually no wait i do not want that either roaches Please i am Trying i just need y'all to respect my space p le a se